For the record, this isn’t a malefemale thing. It’s a people thing. You talk about men being cold. . . you should see women from my standpoint. We’re talking the Arctic tundra would be warmer. Believe me, you don’t want to know my vantage point on your gender. As a man, if I grabbed your breasts, I’d be arrested. Any idea how many women have felt free to grab my crotch at will? (Acheron)
My crotch is like scrambled eggs
I hope people have pulled something about me and said "Hey Mr. T loves his mother, hey Mr. T ain't no dummy, hey Mr. T never grabbed his crotch," when you're talking about Hip-Hop culture.
They hired us over the Internet, mailed us half the cash and promised the other half after we nailed the vampire. " I lowered Grief until it pointed straight at Rudy's crotch. "You two wouldn't recognize the Internet if a server fell on your heads. So give it to me straight this time, Rudy, before I lose my temper and make sure Junior grows up an only child.
I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn't make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant loosing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet.
How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?
Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
