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I love you above all things, even pie.
Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth and was lifting me off my feet as I kicked. Cornwall made as to draw his dagger, but Regan pulled him away. "You've just won a kingdom, my duke, killing vermin is a servant's task. Leave the bitter fool stew in his own bile. " She wanted me. It was clear.
I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.
I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed. " "How is it like a mustard seed?" "You don't know, do you? Doesn't seem at all like a mustard seed, does it? Now you see how we all feel when you liken things unto a mustard seed? Huh?
Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory
I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all, "Honey, Christmas is family time, we should be together" and make me finish in front of everyone.
The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door.
You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize. " "Must be a human thing. " "Exactly.
For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in 'Coyote Blue' and 'Island of the Sequined Love Nun,' but it ended up being an exploration of the true meaning of sacrifice, loyalty, and friendship.
Tommy moved on. "Lash, your people have been oppressed for hundreds of years. It's time to strike back. Look, you don't have your MBA yet - they haven't completely juiced you of your usefulness yet. Would Martin Luther King back down from this challenge? Malcolm X? James Brown? Don't you have a dream? Don't you feel good, like you knew that you would, now?
. . . One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.
As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something.
Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.
Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity.
Life is an irritation.
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body. " Detective Cavuto
Perhaps there is a reason that there is no fool piece on the chessboard. What action, a fool? What strategy, a fool? What use, a fool? Ah, but a fool resides in a deck of cards, a joker, sometimes two. Of no worth, of course. No real purpose. The appearance of a trump, but none of the power: Simply an instrument of chance. Only a dealer may give value to the joker.
You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems.