How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now. . All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
Really you just gotta keep chugging along and keep a positive attitude and get through all the problems. You gotta face them, otherwise you don't get through.
You gotta lean towards the things that make you like yourself. Forget everything else.
You just gotta be who you are, and I think it's time to get rid of this whole National Basketball Association. Call it the TBA, the Thug Basketball Association, and stop calling them teams. Call 'em gangs.
I gotta use words to talk to you.
I'm not real impressed with the Star Trek weaponry, I gotta be honest.
You gotta keep that in check - you got to.
You gotta learn how to think right before you can live right.
I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be judged.
I remember coming home from school one time and saying very calmly to my mum, 'I'm not going any more. It's a waste of time. I gotta get going with this music thing. School's getting in the way. ' It freaked her out.
Gotta realize that all you are is all you got.
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
You gotta take care of the people that are part of the foundation. If you dont, it crumbles.
As a quarterback, you have to love it. As much as you like to turn around and hand the ball off - the whole traditional football game - as a quarterback, you gotta love putting it in the air.
The President's biggest problem right now is he's gotta tell the truth. And we've seen this in New Jersey. I've told lots of hard truths in New Jersey that people didn't necessarily agree with, but they give you credit for looking them in the eye and telling them the truth.
You gotta have good olive oil. You should have a cooking olive oil and you should have a finishing olive oil, like an extra-virgin olive oil.
There's nothing sexy about skin and bone. You gotta have some junk in the trunk.
To get to that next level, you gotta learn to get comfortable being uncomfortable.
It's like I know what I gotta say, I just don't know how to say it to you.
You gotta know someone cares about you, or you just give up.