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William Melvin Hicks (December 16, 1961 – February 26, 1994) was an American comedian, social critic, satirist and musician. His material, encompassing a wide range of social issues including religion, politics, and philosophy, was controversial, and often steeped in dark comedy.

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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut. The plot thickens.

Health, Keith, Nuts, Plot, Runner

Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.

Everybody, Knows, Language, Music, Music Is

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

Getting Laid, Laid, Wrong

I saw. . . a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.

Horrible, Kid, Kids, People, Saws, Seen

I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.

Coffee, Nervous, Real, Skin, Skins

How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand. . . considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!

Atheism, Atheist, Creator, Easy, Know, Religion

Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.

Age, Eve, Looked, People, Way, Years

Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America. . . you are free to do as we tell you. . . you are free to do as we tell you.

America, Bed, Control, Free, Government

. . . I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell. . really? I'm sorry, but. . . no. Wrong. You're wrong. That's an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don't you get it?

Anxieties, Believe, Children, Holy, Sorry

Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't. . . Paula Abdul doesn't. . . there does seem to be a pattern.

Abdul, Doe, Michael, Patterns, Paula, Rays

Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

Being Yourself, Covered, Demand, Law, Nobody

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

Believe, Cause, Christian, Christians, Generally, People

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

Against, Alcohol, Including, Numbers, War

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

Comedian, Good, Life, Quit, Seen, Smoking

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

Drug, Drugs, Personal, Personal Freedom, War

It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

Aside, Development, Evolution, Gun, Point

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

Dead, Future, Identify, People, Who I Am

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?

Christian, Instance, Jesus, Nice, People, Sentiment

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

Agnostic, Atheism, Atheist, God, Killed, Worship

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.

Against, Marijuana, Mistake, Saying, Weed

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