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William Melvin Hicks (December 16, 1961 – February 26, 1994) was an American comedian, social critic, satirist and musician. His material, encompassing a wide range of social issues including religion, politics, and philosophy, was controversial, and often steeped in dark comedy.

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I. . . am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light. . . in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

Deals, Evolved, Light, Mind, Required, Source

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

Dustbin, Hooligans, Knocked, Yesterday

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah. . . it's just not enough is it?

Adam, Come, Dream, Exactly, Fall, Men

'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

Bills, Boom, Comedy, Pops, Style

What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.

Boys, Bumps, Gonna, Light, Lightbulb, Moth

It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

Aside, Development, Evolution, Gun, Point

Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

Being Yourself, Covered, Demand, Law, Nobody

They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music. " Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know that it is, for sure. . . At least he f-kin' jams! If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin' Block. . . I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out.

Block, Fire, Kids, Lake, Say

I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.

Coffee, Nervous, Real, Skin, Skins

not all drugs are good. . some of them are great

Drug, Drugs, Good

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?

Grow, Law, Make, Pot, Profit

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Beleive or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

Brought, Eternal, Forgiving, Options, Revolutionary Ideas, Suffering

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

Gonna, Ideas, Listen, Next, Revolution, Revolutionary Ideas

Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America. . . you are free to do as we tell you. . . you are free to do as we tell you.

America, Bed, Control, Free, Government

If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.

Friday, Monday, Poison, Stupid, Take

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)

Believe, Evolution, Ideas, Naturally, Real

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

Death, Funny, Humor, Life, Pay

I go to dance clubs. . . about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'

Clubs, Idiot, Idiots, Spend, Year, Years

The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a. . . waffle waitress.

Book, Hmm, Like, Readin, Reading, Waffles

I love talking about Kennedy assassination. . . a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government. . . sorry, wrong meeting.

Archetypal, Government, Meeting, Sorry, Talking, Wrong

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