Whenever I think of Milwaukee, I think of the American League. Hmm, Boston, Atlanta, weren't they the Browns, too?
I'm very proud of myself on my, whatever the literacy is, I'm pretentious, totally pretentious. I like to say 'hmm', for example.
Why did I adopt kids? I dunno. Let me look at my family: religious weirdo, gun nut, biker, boozer, dead tooth, too many cats, the guy who talks to his truck. Hmm. Maybe I adopted because genetically my balls are full of poison.
Estragon: What about hanging ourselves? Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection.
Sometimes 'Hmm' is the wisest thing to say.
I remember years ago hearing a gynecologist say, "Women report a great sense of calm and well-being post-menopause. " This was way before I was even thinking about it, but I thought, "Hmm, that might be something to look forward to. A sense of well-being!"
All the tired horses in the sun How'm I supposed to get any ridin' done? Hmm.
So you've been gone a couple days,' Alison said. 'Hmm, what'd you miss. . . A celebrity did drugs. Politicians disagreed. A different celebrity wore a bikini that revealed a bodily imperfection. A team won a sporting event, but another team lost.
What do you mean, 'playing really creatively'? Can you give me an example?" "Hmm, let's see. . . you send the music deep enough into your heart so that it makes your body undergo a kind of a physical shift, and simultaneously the listener's body also undergoes the same kind of physical shift. It's giving birth to that kind of shared state. Probably.
'What's the difference between sex and love?' Hmm. That's a good question. Hey, you interviewed Al Pacino. How'd he answer that?'
Qhuinn's eyes shifted away from his buddy--and just happened to measure the distance down to the stone patio below. Hmm. . . doing a swan dive onto all that slate might just get the images of those two out of his head. . . of course, it would also turn his brain into scrambled eggs, but really, was that such a bad thing?
The Greek philosophies teach us that we are a combination of dark and light, good and evil, and murderer and savior, hmm? And until we know this completely about ourselves we cannot love well, and we cannot forgive ourselves.
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel. " "Hmm. " He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.
She blinked. "Hmm? Oh, don't care. What did Anubis look like to you?" "What did. . . he looked like a guy. So?" "A good-looking guy, or a slobbering dog-headed guy?" "I guess. . . Not the dog-headed guy. " "I knew it!" Sadie pointed at me as if she'd won an argument. "Good-looking. I knew it!" And with a ridiculous grin, she spun around and skipped into the house. My sister, as I may have mentioned, is a little strange.
The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a. . . waffle waitress.
Hmm. Petty? Yes. Ineffectual? Yes. Infuriating and off-putting? Yes. Counterproductive? Yes. It's got to be a product of the French Foreign Ministry.
so what brings you to the doctor today?" "hmm, im afraid i have the chronic desire to save people" "i know about that. i've got it too. maybe it's catching. " "not catching enough
Whenever I go into Bloomingdales, I head to the womens shoe section and think, Hmm, maybe Ill get my next girlfriend a pair of those. I always buy my mom Louboutins or Jimmy Choos for her birthday. I have a pretty good sense of style, all in all. Once I figure out a woman, I know what she should wear - which comes in handy when you have a mom and girlfriends. You can always make them happy with a nice bag or a pair of pumps.
You have a teacher talking about his gayness. (The elementary school student) goes home then and says "Mom! What's gayness? We had a teacher talking about this today. " The mother says "Well, that's when a man likes other men, and they don't like girls. " The boy's eight. He's thinking, "Hmm. I don't like girls. I like boys. Maybe I'm gay. " And you think, "Oh, that's, that's way out there. The kid isn't gonna think that. " Are you kidding? That happens all the time. You don't think that this is intentional, the message that's being given to these kids? That's child abuse.
Hmm mmm I mean, work is work, I'll take whatever work I can get.
