Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?
Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.
Asparagus in a lean in a lean is to hot. This makes it art and it is wet weather wet weather wet
(on asparagus) Europeans of the Renaissance swore by it as an aphrodisiac, and the church banned it from nunneries.
my rebelliousness went so deep that, faced with a can of asparagus that instructed me to open at this end, I always, stubbornly, opened it at the other.
One word, in this place, respecting asparagus. The young shoots of this plant, boiled, are the most unexceptionable form of greens with which I am acquainted.
Marriage? It's like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance.
You know, when you get your first asparagus, or your first acorn squash, or your first really good tomato of the season, those are the moments that define the cook's year. I get more excited by that than anything else.
That's like buying asparagus and then leaving it at the checkout. Why would you do that?
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel. " "Hmm. " He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.
I love fresh vegetables and we always include them in our meals. I don't force my kids to eat asparagus, but they do eat peas, broccoli, and carrots.
The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus.
. . . if we have a dollar to spend on some wild excess, we shall spend it on a book, not on asparagus out of season.
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
Good luck with your asparagus.
What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus. ) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you’re sane. (Nick)
Pray how does your asparagus perform?
The love of reading can be contagious.
Let there be seasons so that our tongues will be rich in asparagus and limes.
Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity would sit down and eat a steak with Keith Olbermann and Barack Obama before they would dine on tofu and asparagus with me!
