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Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen Lee DeGeneres (/dɪˈdʒɛnərɪs/; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003.

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A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.

Car, Circus, Climbed, Clowns, Injustice, Rooms

Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.

Decision, Lines, Makers, People, Starbucks

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

Asparagus, Cream, Funny, Humor, Restaurant, Soup

There's nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.

Change, Know, Knows, Nothing, Things, Things Change

Some celebrities, it's interesting, because they're fantastic playing a character when somebody is writing the lines for them, and they're amazing actors, but they're not as comfortable on television in front of a live audience and just having a conversation and being themselves.

Character, Interesting, Playing, Television, Writing

Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come.

Being Yourself, Earth, Inspirational, Soul, Success, Truth

The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you're not.

Giving, Graduation, Integrity, Life, Peer, Pressure

It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill. " I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.

Forty, Funny Inspirational, Good, Hard, Mean, Past

Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.

Party, Sorry, Time, Wall, Wearing

True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.

Beauty, Compass, Eye, Inspiring, Principles, Women

Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4 years, I don't think we hurt anyone else's marriage. I asked all of my neighbors and they say they're fine

Asked, Gay, Happiest, Hurt, Neighbors, Thinking

Hosting the Emmys is a challenge for me. I guess it's the equivalent of someone who needs to climb a mountain or jump out of a plane. It's that kind of thing, where this could go terribly wrong. And I love the feeling of when it goes right.

Challenges, Climb, Feelings, Jump, Mountain, Wrong

If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.

Ifs, Say, Saying Thank You, Says, Thank, Weird

I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being. . . me.

Decided, Everything, Funny, People, Strange

I think I let go of the need for approval,. . . It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used to be more desperate for it. Once I felt better inside about myself. . . I could do everything based on how I want to do things.

Felt, Funny, Humor, Let, Letting Go, Things

You know, if you're going to be honest with yourself, you have to admit that you go into show business wanting people to talk about you and wanting everyone to know who you are. But that also means there are going to be a whole bunch of people who don't like you. No matter who you are. I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.

Honest, Mean, People, Talk, White, Whole

I collect old portraits. They're all just interesting pictures of people, and you just kind of wonder who they were and what they were. There's a guy - I don't know who he is, but he's wearing a suit. He's got his arms folded, and he looks like he sold insurance or something. I'm just wondering why someone painted him.

People, Interesting, Guy, Painted, Insurance, Arms

. . . To be honest, I'd be the last person who should be doling out gardeinng advice. I don't have the patience for growing things. Yes, I realize there's nothing quite as satisfying as eating food that you've pulled up from the ground and that's why, at the height of the planting season, I bury cans of tomato soup in my backyard and dig them up in late spring.

Advice, Cans, Gardeinng, Lasts, Satisfying, Spring

Who's to say what's better or worse anyway? Who's to even say what's normal or average? We're all different people and we're allowed to be different from on another. If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. And then curtsy. No, don't curtsy. That might be too weird. Bow. And tip your imaginary hate. That'll show them.

Average, Bow, Hate, Imaginary, People

I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. "Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2. "

Amazing, Eye, Silence, Success, Supposed, Yoga

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