The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.
Always stay in with the outs.
Real Texans don't want any woman to die of cancer because she can't get decent health care or medical advice. Real Texans don't want any woman to lose control of her life because she can't get birth control.
Giving advice isn't as risky as people say. Few ever take it anyway.
My advice to writers: thank goodness we can revise and adjust and tighten and rethink before going public with our words. Revision is our friend. Our best friend. I love revision.
I swear to you on any kind of sacred whateverthefuck you favor: if I live through this I will absolutely start taking your advice. " "That'll look nice on your headstone.
The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way?
My advice would be to go with the "love who you are, embrace yourself" vibe that's happening right now.
Got to fight to control the violent side, every day and night.
My mum's advice is never to whine to my friends, so they never see the other side of me. I save all my problems for my mother.
He aint in your world you can take em off your atlas
That man has offered me unsolicited advice for six years, most of it bad.
No good sensible working bee listens to the advice of a bedbug on the subject of business.
And if I may be so bold to offer my last piece of advice for someone seeking and needing to make changes in their life. If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree. You have the ability to totally transform every area in your life-and it all begins with your very own power of choice.
Seek not proud riches, but such as thou mayest get justly, use soberly, distribute cheerfully, and leave contentedly.
I realize that advice is worth what it costs--that is, nothing.
I mean, I try to say the right things and give the right advice. But still, I'm only a person.
I know of no other advice than this: Go within and scale the depths of your being from which your very life springs forth.
I tell people, Don't take my advice. What do I know?
Never give anyone the advice to buy or sell shares, because the most benevolent price of advice can turn out badly.