My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias.
Your trousers are on fire. I would have told you, but you so dislike advice.
Nothing is given so profusely as advice.
The advice of the elders to young men is very apt to be as unreal as a list of the hundred best books.
Never take advice from anyone in a tie. They'll bankrupt you. Don't ask a general for advice on war, and don't ask a broker for advice on money.
I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem with gluttony and gossip.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
A student will send me an urgent appeal to hear her, saying she is poor and wants my advice as to whether it is worth while to continue her studies. I invariably refuse such requests.
Advice to young writers wo want to get ahead without any annoying delays: don't write about Man, write about a man.
My advice to the unborn is, don't be born with a gambling instinct unless you have a good sense of probabilities.
Ask advice of him who governs himself well.
So here is what my advice would be: If God has given you a dream, you'd better get cracking because He wants you to use it. That's why He gives them to us in the first place.
That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.
I know that I personally have felt quite happy because I've done what I wanted to do. I pursued my interests and have thus managed to combine my business with lots of fun. I guess my only advice is to do what you enjoy, and try to do your best with it.
It is as easy to give advice to yourself as to others, and as useless.
I never listened to the people who said I should give it up, which is the main advice I got.
The best advice I can give to any aspiring author is to write every single day. Work at the craft of writing. Take it seriously.
Pension reforms, like investment advice and automatic enrollment, will strengthen the ability of Americans to save and invest for retirement.
Acting advice is a bit like your parents teaching you how to drive a car. You know they're right, but you still kind of want them to shut up a bit.
Don't be pretentious is my first advice to young writers. This is the big problem - just because you're getting an MFA doesn't mean you have to write for the Academy. Be true to your personality. Don't temper your personality down with words. Don't build defensive fortresses around yourself with words - words are your friends.