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Bill Cosby Biography

William Henry Cosby Jr. (/ˈkɒzbi/; born July 12, 1937) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician, author, and convicted felon.

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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

200, Active, Conquer, Conquer The World, Giving, Years

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

Baby, Comfort, Extend, Funny, God, Omnipotence

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

Thinking, People, Choices, Stopped, Street

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

Friend, Kids, Like, Needs, Someday, Whispering

You can not make everybody happy.

Can Not, Everybody, Happy, Make, Nutella

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Advice, Funny, Life, Necessary, Wise, Word

Let me say this: I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that, you have to go in with a neutral mind.

Black, Excellence, Media, Mind, Say, Standards

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

Children, Family, Funny, Risky, Wisdom

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

Completely, Firm, Hand, Husband, Love, Relationship

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

Criticize, Forget, Generations, Our Generation, Raised, Wise

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.

Hit, Knuckleheads, Marched, People, Rocks

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

Graduation, Mean, Prices, Warning, Welcome

"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick. . . " And I said, "And tired. " I don't remember anything after that.

Funny, Mother, Remember, Tired

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and. . . mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

Advice, Books, Children, Family, Mother, Thousand

A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student.

Children, Students, Organized, Child, Disciplined

I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand that they don't want to talk about anything that is violent, and they want to explain to the children how bad violence is and how behavior - violent behavior, is something that they really should not practice and think about.

Children, Day, School, Teacher, Violence, Violent

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.

Giving, Authority, Proven, Overall, Give, Power

People will frighten you about a graduation. . . . They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed. " It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. "

Godspeed, Graduation, Mean, People, Prices

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Funny, God, Graffiti, Gray, Hair, Humor

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

Battle, Faith, Ifs, Lost

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