You can keep a bunch of crabs in a shallow container, and none of them will escape. Because as soon as one of 'em tries to climb out, the others pull him back in. " -Hardy
They asked me why I don't quit drinking, I told 'em I'm not a quitter.
Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!
I don't write my own publicity materials, I just read 'em and give 'em the OK.
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified
I hear them mumblin, I hear the cacklin I got em scared, shook, panickin
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em in the body.
We only got 86 400 seconds in a day to turn it all around or throw it all away. We gotta tell ‘em that we love ‘em while we got the chance to say. . Gotta live like we’re dying
When somebody blazes a path to a highway that never end, you should appreciate 'em some.
If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!
I think big, get cash, make em blink fast
Where is your sense of patriotism?" I keep it hid away safe, along with my sense of trust, Mr. Clent. I don't use 'em much in case they get scratched.
I've had women who move to the towns I'm living in, just pack up and move there, never even met 'em before, 'cause they heard I lived there.
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
When people don't want 'em, when they profit from the division, however, be it politically or financially, that's when I abhor it.
Hold'em is to stud what chess is to checkers.
Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got control over 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying. Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got no control over 'cause if you got no control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying.
If you see anyone from about sixteen to sixty-five and they're male, shoot 'em. Kill every male you see.
I always just thought if you see somebody without a smile, give'em yours!