Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you … - Christopher Moore

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I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

Christopher Moore

Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules. You have to let tradition fall sometime, you have to take action, you have to eat bacon.

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