The monarchy is so extraordinarily useful. When Britain wins a battle she shouts, "God save the Queen"; when she loses, she votes down the prime minister.
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.
Children see magic because they look for it.
An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort.
Sometimes this high-tech world calls for low-tech solutions.
Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie, If I only had a schlong.
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.
I love making movies and hope to write my own screenplay someday and do some producing and be behind-the-scenes as well.
The greatest responsibility in this world that God has laid upon us is to seek after our dead.
A blue dog, you know, is the opposite of a yellow dog. And a yellow dog was somebody who was willing to follow his party even when he knew it was wrong.
As the world leads we follow.