If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
Sarcasm. . . the protest of those who are weak.
Sarcasm, as it turned out--even when it was instinctive and quick--cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape.
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.
There's a good sarcasm and a camaraderie that comes after being in a band. And we've known each other forever. We've never been a band that fought or argued. As a songwriter, I'm really happy that the boys support me and contribute and that, but I've always wanted to be under the band Stereophonics.
Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin.
Crime is rampant. We even steal away from responsibility.
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Don't consider sarcasm the 'be-all' and 'end-all' of verbal intercourse. Far too many people place way too much importance on the sarcasm instead of the talking, in and of itself, as a precious shared experience between people.
Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
My plea is that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight. . . I am asking that we look a little deeper for the good, that we still our voices of insult and sarcasm, that we more generously compliment and endorse virtue and effort.
You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?
Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning? The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you? Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham. What age would that be, Toby? Late twenties? Atta boy.