I do sarcasm really poorly. - Brittany Murphy - Quotesmemo.com

Same topic Authors

Quote of the day

A country scratching a lazy irritation at sagging doorjambs and late trains, whose greatest attribute is a collective, smelly tolerance, where a chap will put up with almost everything, which means he won't care about anything enough to get out of a chair. A country of public insouciance and private, grubby guilt, where you can believe anything as long as you don't believe it too fervently. A country where the highest aspiration is for a quiet life.

Popular Topics

Math, Humble, Kindness, Thank You, Love You, Stories, Curiosity, Mother'S Day, Air, Smile, Goodbye, Music, Butterfly, Loves, Snows, Ocean, Job, Funny, Future, Things In Life, Faith, Education, Brain, Girl, Success, Justice, Worry, Inspiring, Impossible, Teacher, Value Of Life, Talent, Alien, Period, Possible, Peace And Love, Good, Involve, Dream, Technical, Love, Passive, Glory, Bear, Drama, English, Inspire, Kids, Songs, Thought

Brittany Murphy

I do sarcasm really poorly.

Poorly, Sarcasm, Sarcastic

Same Author Quotes

My singing voice isn't like my speaking voice.

Like, Singing, Speaking, Voice

I can play any instrument if you give me 20 minutes.

Give, Giving, Instrument, Minutes, Play

I can't believe that people actually know my first and last name. I think it's really, really, gosh-darn neat.

Actually, Believe, Know, Names, Thinking

I definitely want to start a family, but that will happen when it's supposed to.

Definitely, Family, Happens, Start, Supposed, Want

Tired is not a word in my vocabulary.

Getting Tired, Tired, Vocabulary, Word

Similar Quotes

David Petraeus

David Petraeus

There [in Afghanistan] is also a growing insurgency threat from al-Qaida, the Taliban and other extremist elements, some of which comes from the tribal areas of Pakistan, as well as from the Northwest Frontier province and Baluchistan.

Areas, Elements, Frontier, Growing, Pakistan

Andrzej Wajda

Andrzej Wajda

We expected that people were just waiting for the collapse of the Soviet Union, or at least for its retreat, and they were going to be full of initiative in all areas of life - in culture, in economy and in politics.

Culture, Economy, People, Politics, Waiting

Dan Wells

When she fell asleep, she dreamed of death-- not just for her, not just for her species, but for every living thing she had ever known. The earth was flat and brown, a field of dirt as barren as the moon, a single road stretching in the distance. the last to fall were the buildings, distant and solemn, the gravestones for an entire world. Then they disappeared, and there was nothing left but nothing.

Brown, Distance, Fall, Flat, Moon

A. A. Gill

A. A. Gill

A country scratching a lazy irritation at sagging doorjambs and late trains, whose greatest attribute is a collective, smelly tolerance, where a chap will put up with almost everything, which means he won't care about anything enough to get out of a chair. A country of public insouciance and private, grubby guilt, where you can believe anything as long as you don't believe it too fervently. A country where the highest aspiration is for a quiet life.

Believe, Chair, Country, Lazy, Long, Mean

Bette Midler

Bette Midler

Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

Honey, Infidelity, Pace, Paces, Smell