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Baseball is like cricket, and I grew up in a country where they had cricket. So I understand cricket, soccer and basketball. I played basketball at the club level and a little bit in college, so thats why Im a basketball fanatic.

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Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

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I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

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The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

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When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again. " Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).

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Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.

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You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

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