The finest thing about a hobby is that you can't do any pretending about it. You either like it or you don't.
I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.
I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.
The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.
When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again. " Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).
Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.
You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.
If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.
The maxim of courts is that manner is power.
Live your life as a missions trip.
Just previous to the birth of my little son, my mind gave way and my child was born in the asylum for the insane at Stockton, Cal. My boy was buried there.