There is no greater fame for a man than that which he wins with his footwork or the skill of his hands.
I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.
I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.
The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.
When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again. " Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).
Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.
You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.
As there was never any question there was never any answer.
You fiddle lucker!' she cried.
Not by vows nor by womanish prayers is the help of the gods obtained; success comes through vigilance, energy, wise counsel.
How can I know who I am when I am all this?