One father is enough to govern one hundred sons, but not a hundred sons one father.
My dad has always taught me these words: care and share.
My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
I'm probably the most uncool guy that [my daughters] know-as far as they are concerned anyway-'cause I'm Dad. I mean dads just aren't cool-especially when I dance! They don't want me to dance.
Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
Without my dad, I wouldn't be here.
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.
I had watched Dad climb into the biggest arena and succeed. I wanted to find out if I had what it took to join him.
The nicest Father's Day surprise of all for Dad would be if you handed him a box, and he unwrapped it, and there, inside, sitting on a bed of folded tissue, was the pair of his undershorts that somebody threw away six months ago (without asking Dad) because they had reached the stage where they were 3 percent undershorts and 97 percent holes. Dad misses those undershorts. They were his Faithful Undershorts Companion.
The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.
Of course my father was a great influence on me. He taught me how to read.
The most effective guard against delinquency is a father who is at the same time both strict and loving.
My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.
I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren't trying to teach us. We are formed by little scraps of wisdom.
I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I'd be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask.
In times of trouble you can count on your self. In times of disaster you can count on your friends. In times of sorrow you can count on your Father.