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Mike Myers Biography

Michael John Myers OC (born May 25, 1963) is a Canadian-American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and film producer. He is known for his run as a featured performer on Saturday Night Live from 1989 to 1995, and for playing the title roles in the Wayne's World, Austin Powers, and Shrek films. He made his directorial debut with the documentary Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon (2013) and had a small role in Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds (2009).

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I love New York City. I love that I get to live there and I love everything about it.

Cities, City, I Love New York, Live, Love, New York

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

Canada, Hard, Motto, Thinking, Would Be

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

House, Peter, Python, Regarded, Ties

I feel entirely grateful and appreciative of being able to make something up and do it, and I'm very grateful how well it's gone. I'm a guy from Toronto who just wanted to be an actor since he was eight so it's all kind-of crazy. Shrek has been wonderfully successful, it did really well in the States, and so it's magical to me, still. I'm still that kid from Toronto.

Crazy, Entirely, Grateful, Kids, Magical, Wonderfully

I came out wanting to be an actor. From my first view of the world, that's what I wanted to be. I'm made of 99 percent ham and 1 percent water. I was just cooked that way!

Actors, Ham, Percent, Views, Water, Way

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

Done, Dumb, Like, Smart

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

Marriage, Room, Viewed, Waiting, Waiting Rooms

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

Bored, Entire, Mono, Thought, Year, Years

It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.

Canadian, Easy, Love, Person, Persons, Spanish

I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales.

Character, Different, Fairy, Memories, Mother, Take

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.

Bar, Europe, Fun, Ideas, Movie

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

Comedy, Know, Sausage, Things, Two

I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.

Believe, Comedy, Love Making, Loving, Stopped

The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.

Actually, Happens, Interesting, Life Is, Thinking

Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young.

Europe, People, Trying, Young

My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He'd often come out with this stuff.

Army, Dad, Picked, Stuff

I can be described as many things, but no description of me is complete without saying 'Englishman. ' My parents were from Liverpool and emigrated to Canada before I was born.

Born, Canada, Described, Parent, Parents

Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.

American, Canada, Essence, Flavour, Transcendentalism

I like my privacy. I love being a part of [films], but when I'm not doing stuff, I like to go away. I enjoy being a person, a great deal.

Films, Going Away, Love Is, Person, Privacy, Stuff I Like

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.

Empire, Empires, Holy, Roman, Roman Empire

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