Kevin Robert Kiley Jr. (born April 28, 1981) is an American professional wrestler and commentator best known for his tenure with WWE under the ring name Alex Riley. He was a participant in the second season of NXT.
And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!
Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for?. . . We get lunch right?. . . Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.
I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.
I'll take care of this. All you had to do was ask.
The Miz can out brawl Randy Orton. Out wrestle him, out shine him, out smart him and out class him.
You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!
We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde.
If he's the king, I'm the prince.
Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much.
Whether you like it or not, this man is the future of the WWE and I really wouldn't talk to him like that. Because he is The Miz and he is awesome.
This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!
I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!
Oh my god! Would you shut the front door already?! Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. Whatchu think you fancy, huh? Look, uh, sweetheart, I don't speak Gucci or anything, but I'll give it my best shot.
Oh my god will you shut the front door already!
And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!
I'm not afraid of a party!
If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.
I thought that was fantastic. We were working on that the other night, actually.
Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!
Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!