I have spent a good part of my life looking for the perfect barbecue. There is no point in looking in places like Texas, where they put some kind of ketchup on beef and call it barbecue. Barbecue is pork, which narrows the search to the South, and if it's really good pork barbecue you are looking for, to North Carolina.
To me, it's far more efficient to mobilize the imagination. It's far more efficient to hear a creaking step, for example, than to see the face of a monster, which usually looks ridiculous, and where you know that the blood is ketchup.
Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!
You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)
I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always.
No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?
I had a job at this French restaurant, and I hated it. I don't like serving; I don't like getting people ketchup.
I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.
Ketchup I'm hot, dog Frankfurters, you're Nathan But relish hatin'
I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give me some Tabasco sauce, some ketchup, some mayonnaise. I love all of that. Put it on a trumpet. I've just got to have the ketchup and Tabasco sauce. That's my attitude about musical philosophy.
If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face.
A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things. " "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her tray. "And jumping off rooftops. " "And lighting their farts on fire," she says.
I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have to get it in ketchup form for people to be able to open to tomatoes.
If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself!
Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good.
What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him. . . he's pretty pale. . . . . . What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.
