I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me. - Gabriel Iglesias

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You're like, "I don't want to argue with Dr. Drew on national radio. " You're like the invited guest. But at the same time, as a thinking person, it's very difficult just to stand by and go, "Yeah, man, it's cool. "

Gabriel Iglesias

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.

Awesomeness, Fat, Fats, Swelling

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Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party. '

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Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it.

Appreciate, Fans, Feedback, People, Shows, Worth

It's not an overnight thing. I can legitimately say I've been working my ass off for a long time and the fact that I'm getting this concert movie is perfect because it's coming at just the right time in my life.

Facts, Life, Long, Movie, Overnight, Perfect

TV show's really quick. You're in, you're out. A film usually takes a lot longer. However, a voiceover is very much like TV in the sense that it's really quick. For example, I did the movie Planes in one day.

Example, Longer, One Day, Quick, Sense, Tv Shows

I bought a Hummer before I bought a house, and then I bought a house. Every year, everything doubled. The work was doubling. The money was doubling. The popularity was doubling.

Everything, House, Money, Popularity, Work, Years

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