Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.
I am fat and I don't care.
Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.
I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else.
A whole bunch of people told me that if I went to WWE, I'd never make it. But it's like I never heard them. I never listened. To me, I'm exactly where I belong. I feel like I was born to do this. Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.
You're not funny and nobody likes you!
I like pressure. It's that kind of thing that will actually help me perform to the best of my abilities. It will help me with training. It'll help with everything.
The NBA needs more of that 'it's-about-us-against-them' mentality.
Believe you are defeated, believe it long enough, and it is likely to become a fact.
When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.