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Melissa McCarthy

Melissa Ann McCarthy (born August 26, 1970) is an American actress, comedian, writer, fashion designer, and producer. She began appearing in television and films in the late 1990s, and first gained nationwide recognition for her role as Sookie St. James on the television series Gilmore Girls (2000–2007).

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I'm not a great pregnant woman.

Pregnant, Pregnant Women, Woman

It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff.

Plant, Roots, Stuff, Want

I think if anyone tells you the odds are slim, just keep walking. Just do whatever the hell you want to do, because they don't know what they're talking about. When you love something, and you work really really hard at it, you can do it.

Know, Odds, Talking, Tells, Thinking

It's like I'm managing to achieve all this success in spite of my affliction. . . Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star?

Affliction, Male, Males, Spite, Stars, Success

I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than makes fun of somebody else. It just seems too cheap and easy.

Cheap, Easy, Fun, Jackass, Mean

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.

Littles, Proud, Taller, Three

You just have to say, 'It’s pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I’m OK with it. I've got other things to think about. '

Damn, Moments, Pretty, Things, Think, Thinking

You push so far past the normal boundaries of what’s O. K. in society. I’m always fully aware of, ‘You can’t do this’… When someone really believes in what they’re saying, but it’s crazy, it’s like my favorite thing on earth… [But] Crazy’s just crazy and there’s nowhere to go. You can have a point of view, it can be very strange, but we have to know your reasoning.

Believe, Believes, Crazy, Like, Normal, Past

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners. . . I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating.

Badass, Beautiful, Job, Jobs, Perfect, Women

I'm really happy in my life.

Happy, Life, Really Happy

I've been every size in the world. Parts of my 20s, I was in great shape, but I didn't appreciate it. If I was a 6 or an 8, I thought, "Why aren't I a 2 or a 4?" Now I feel like I have two great kids and the dreamiest husband on the planet, and everything else is just a work in progress.

Husband, Kids, Two, Work, World

I'm certainly not shy, but I like playing it because I love those characters that are incredibly confident but really still a mess.

Character, Like, Mess, Playing, Shy

To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's what football is to some guys.

Football, Guy, Having, Thinking, World

I felt really bad for someone who is swimming in so much hate. I just thought, that's someone who's in a really bad spot, and I am in such a happy spot. I laugh my head off every day with my husband and my kids who are mooning me and singing me songs.

Felt, Happy, Hate, Husband, Song, Thought

When someone really believes in what they're saying, but it's crazy, it's like my favorite thing on earth.

Believe, Crazy, Earth, Favorite, Like

I've always had mostly gay male friends.

Friends, Gay, Male, Males, Mostly

I don't know any neighborhoods where everyone's walking around in seven-inch heels and perfect makeup.

Heels, Know, Makeup, Perfect, Women

I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.

People, World, Blame, Solution, Problem

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing.

Back, Quilts, Realize, Think, Thinking, Tinkering

I want to be healthy.

Healthy, Want

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