You know, if you're trying to mark your territory, you could've just peed on me before I came over here and saved us both a lot of time!
Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.
The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.
I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I don't remember a second of this, but my wife woke up to this noise. Two of her boots were in the corner, one had fallen down and the other was standing up and I was peeing into it! It was a hole, and it looked like a toilet. She said: "Rob, wake up, you're peeing into my shoe!"
If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest
Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?
Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um. . . Mac MacGuff: *Or*. . . ? Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!
