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Bob Hope Biography

Leslie Townes "Bob" Hope, KBE, KC*SG, KSS (May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003) was an American comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, dancer, athlete and author. With a career that spanned nearly 80 years, Hope appeared in more than 70 short and feature films, with 54 feature films with Hope as star, including a series of seven "Road" musical comedy movies with Bing Crosby as Hope's top-billed partner. In addition to hosting the Academy Awards show nineteen times, more than any other host, he appeared in many stage productions and television roles, and was the author of 14 books. The song "Thanks for the Memory" is widely regarded as his signature tune.

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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.

Alligators, Bags, Golf, Hard, Hole

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Healing, Mean, Wonderful, Chiropractic, Natural

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

Watches, World, May, Wonderful, Destroy

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

Day, Golf, Swimming, Work, Work Out

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Drinking, Enough, Kissing, Tea

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

America, Country, Funny, Humorous, Olympics, Same

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

Actor, Actors, Although, Oscar, Oscars, Reassuring

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

Acting, Afraid, Anxious, Funny, President, See

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

One Line, Seventy, Speechless, Years

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

Immortal, Men, One Line, Peanut, Religious, Time

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

Across, America, Funny, Heard, Humorous, Swim

US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!

Gerald Ford, Golf, Hitman, President, Thought

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Hopelessly, Kissing, Lazy, Lazy People, Love, People

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

Approaching, Comedy, Direction, Helping, Life, Said

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete. "

Aircraft, Food, Funny, Humorous, Said, Window

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

Gun, Makeup, Man, Men, Secret

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Country, Egg, Eggs, Funny, Lay

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

Boxing, Canvas, Funny, Rembrandt, Sports, Time

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

Bed, Funny, Humorous, Imperial, Japan, Room

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

British, England, Funny, Humorous, Monocles, Surprised

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