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I've discovered that you can't change people. They can change themselves.

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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete. "

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You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

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Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

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Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

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