You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

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Even good excuses, really good ones, don't help very much. Explanations, on the other hand, are both scarce and useful. And accurate forecasts and insightful intuition are priceless.

Bob Hope

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

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