Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover. - Bob Hope

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Shagga son of Dolf likes this not. Shagga will go with the boyman, and if the boyman lies, Shagga will chop off his manhood-" "-and feed it to the goats, yes," Tyrion said wearily.

Bob Hope

Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

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Shagga son of Dolf likes this not. Shagga will go with the boyman, and if the boyman lies, Shagga will chop off his manhood-" "-and feed it to the goats, yes," Tyrion said wearily.

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