No matter how much I wanted all those things that I needed money to buy, there was some devilish current pushing me off in another direction -- toward anarchy and poverty and craziness. That maddening delusion that a man can lead a decent life without hiring himself out as a Judas Goat.
A close family member once offered his opinion that I exhibit the phone manners of a goat, then promptly withdrew the charge - out of fairness to goats.
Besides, Southerners are hospitable. They'll probably offer me lemonade. " Excuse me? You're going to sit on a porch and drink lemonade while I plow a swamp with a goat's horn?" Yes, ma'am. And I aim to wear my seamless shirt while you do it.
Great sermon helped me to reflect on scape goats, forgiveness, revenge and the messiness of community. . . where I referenced this sermon. Thanks! Keep preaching the damn Gospel!
Most goat-related military activity is still highly classified.
If you are anything like me --- Clever, fond of goat cheese, and devilishly handsome --- then you have undoubtedly read many books.
Exuberance is Beauty. " "If a thing loves, it is infinite. " "Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained. " "The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
Actually, you’re way off. ” “Oh?” the guard asked. “Yup. She’s not a werewolf, she’s a chupacabra. Have you noticed a lot of missing goats lately?
Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding.
I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat.
Goats," said Maxwell Hyde, "are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them.
I knew it!" He pumps a fist into the air. "You've fallen in love with me. You want to have my babies. We'll get a team of horses and a covered wagon and we'll journey to South America and raise goats.
I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!
To the goats, all people are equal, except for those who have treats.
Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water.
I have several dogs and several cats who aren't really mine. In fact, they think that I am theirs. I'd like to have some goats and chickens, but I travel around too much.
They whipped us like a tied up goat.
A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, President Obama said, 'Don't be ridiculous. My daughter isn't marrying a lawyer. '
It's bad enough in life to do without something YOU want; but confound it, what gets my goat is not being able to give somebody something you want THEM to have.
Even goats may have starlight in their eyes.
