When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.
Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding.
I grew up with donkeys, as well as horses, but I'm more interested in donkeys.
There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them.
. . . even the donkeys were quiet.
There is no glory in otustripping donkeys.
It amazes me how well the majority of jump jockeys ride in a race until they've landed over the last, then how badly most of them ride a finish. Apart from a half-dozen, they look like coster boys sitting on top of donkeys' behinds, bashing about with shillelaghs.
All the donkeys I knew had small ears!
There is that thing about not working with animals and children - I don't think that's true. Although you should never work with donkeys.
There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.
