It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.
Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic. "
Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back.
I lived in a hut with no roof, and I rode to school on a donkey. I used to shoot birds with a slingshot to cook for dinner. Now I prefer to get my food from KFC.
It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey.
Leadership: Lions led by donkeys.
Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.
I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.
If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything.
It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.
If a woman's got nothing but her fair fame to feed on, why, it's thin tack, and a donkey would die of it!
I grew up with donkeys, as well as horses, but I'm more interested in donkeys.
Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it!
Never take advice from a donkey.
There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.
The spirit and the body carry different loads and require different attentions. Too often we put the saddlebags on Jesus and let the donkey run loose in the pasture.
The North African mule talks always of his mother's brother, the horse, but never of his father, the donkey, in favor of others supposedly more reputable.
The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.
In school nativity plays I was always the bloody little donkey, I was never Mary.
