You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)
I am a rune a carrot a little joke
Carrot Top. . . I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.
Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.
An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles.
I make sure to sleep eight hours, and I'm much better about eating, because I'm not standing in front of my pantry. I go to the market and pick up little carrot nubs.
I think they named the orange before the carrot.
Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.
That could be the carrot on the top of the cake
History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.
Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was. Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.
Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake.
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top. ' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.
I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.
Creative freedom is a huge carrot.
Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu, and seaweed slime.
