Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.
Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes. . . dies.
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry. ' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.
EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble.
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Stay with me; I want to be alone
She resembles the Venus de Milo: she is very old, has no teeth, and has white spots on her yellow skin.
A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster.
Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently early.