I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
So yes, this is a show about an adolescent girl, her friends, and various vampires. Vampires writing in diaries, vampires attending high school, vampires investigating various mysterious supernatural events, vampires tormenting each other, vampires eavesdropping on each other, and vampires being sarcastic about other vampires' hairstyles. Vampires embracing every possible opportunity to take off their shirts.
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.
You had to stand in line to hate him.
Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some imaginary letters along the way.
This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green eyes were as gorgeous as she remembered. His dark hair was swept to one side, like he'd just come from a walk on the beach. He looked even better than he had six months ago - tanner and taller, leaner and more muscular. Percy threw his arms around her. They kissed and for a moment nothing else mattered. An asteroid could have hit the planet and wiped out all life, and Annabeth wouldn't have cared.
PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.
Folks always look good in their coffins.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.
To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law.
If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything.
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness. . . My work has always been my greatest happiness
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.