There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page.
Making others happy, through kindness of speech and sincerity of right advice, is a sign of true greatness. To hurt another soul by sarcastic words, looks, or suggestions, is despicable.
We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a cold.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too.
The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.
Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about everything.
On whether Blurred Lines' video is sexist: I don't. I really appreciate the people who watch out for that stuff, and I'm sensitive to those sort of things. On the surface level, the naked women dancing, I understand that can be perceived that way. But we're directed to have a sort of confidence, a sarcastic attitude about the whole situation.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
