Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.
I am tired of reading reviews that call A Good Man brutal and sarcastic. The stories are hard but they are hard because there is nothing harder or less sentimental than Christian realism. . . . when I see these stories described as horror stories I am always amused because the reviewer always has hold of the wrong horror.
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
Seems like a lot of my generation as a whole is more concerned with being the cool kid; sarcastic, smug, or just all together impenetrable. So anyway, it's not always comfortable to be like, the dorky, happy girl at the party. . . but that's me.
I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too.
He was trying to save both his faces.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
I don't want to get too much into my personal relationships but I will say I am actually doing the single thing right now. I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh and I'm really sarcastic, so it's important that she can take a joke. I think if you are going to be with someone for a while you really need someone you can let loose with and let go of all the stress of the day.
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
You have delighted us long enough.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I go up in the supermarkets and people always go what are you doing here and I go I'm hungry in a sarcastic but nice way just to let them know yo I'm human too man.
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?