When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes.
I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me. " "It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.
He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.
If you think research is expensive, try disease!
My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in. , and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the ancient martial art of sarcasm.
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a cold.
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrasment. . . They do everything but watch television.
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.
I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and—oh. " Okay. Maybe she had a point.
A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.
That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
I am tired of reading reviews that call A Good Man brutal and sarcastic. The stories are hard but they are hard because there is nothing harder or less sentimental than Christian realism. . . . when I see these stories described as horror stories I am always amused because the reviewer always has hold of the wrong horror.