A fool and his words are soon parted.
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
Your wits make others witty.
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
If you think someone's trying too hard, that's the worst thing they can do. To me, it's just desperate, never funny and never witty. It's kind of really old hat because just being shocking isn't enough. It has to change how you think about something. It has to startle you. It has to make you look at something and reconsider whether you're right. That's the whole point.
Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby.
Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story.
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe.
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
You have to count on living every single day in a way you believe will make you feel good about your life - so that if it were over tomorrow, you'd be content with yourself.
Faced with having to change our views or prove that there is no need to do so, most of us immediately get busy on the proof.
I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here.
Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.