Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
Letting Go: A Little Bit at a Time is filled with big ideas that just might change your life. Wise, witty, and important.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
The stories we love best do live in us forever.
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
I adore pretty things & witty words.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same fifty percent rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't. . . Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe. . . same as the voodoo lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same. . . so just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.
He grinned. “Busted. I’m a monster. Jev is my deceptively harmless — and shockingly handsome — alter ego. ” “And I’m on top of it,” she announced with witty triumph. “Is that a Freudian slip?” His bluntness caught her off guard. A self-conscious blush rose in her face.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James)
A vivid portrait of a teenage girl and her family in disarray. Meredith is a wonderful narrator, witty, feisty, full of yearning, and the story she tells is as complicated as life itself. This is a richly satisfying novel.
A business must have a conscience as well as a counting house.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Art is 'I'; science is 'we'.