There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I'd be totally happy. " Dogs are happy with who they are.
Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning.
Part of my becoming a vegetarian was that I would look at my burger, then look at my dogs, and I wasn't able to see a difference.
I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs.
From the moment this baby came into our home, those two dogs have never been more in love. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed. People keep saying, 'Oh, you're a single mom. ' I'm like, 'Actually, I'm not. I've got two boys helping. '
I'm sure you agree that animals should not be abused - whether they're cats or dogs or chickens - and that stopping this abuse should be your number one priority.
Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.
Australian cattle dogs, are not like Labradors, where they just like to just sit around by the fire and get petted. They're working dogs, so they have a lot of energy, and they can drive you crazy.
Houses are for private living, for friends, and for dogs.
Each of us is born with a series of built-in confusions that are probably somehow Darwinian. These are: (1) we're central to the universe (that is, our personal story is the main and most interesting story, the only story, really); (2) we're separate from the universe (there's US and then, out there, all that other junk - dogs and swing-sets, and the State of Nebraska and low-hanging clouds and, you know, other people), and (3) we're permanent (death is real, o. k. , sure - for you, but not for me).
Dogs are fine in the field.
I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds!
How many more times are we going to cower under tables and chairs, whimpering like mindless dogs, thinking that someone else has the responsibility to save and protect us?
Human beings are not animals, and I do not want to see sex and sexual differences treated as casually and amorally as dogs and other beasts treat them. I believe this could happen under the ERA.
Dogs are easy. If their tails are up and their eyes are soft, you're in.
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
Dogs aren't born knowing what or what not to do; they only learn like children.
Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like.
I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
I have three dogs and a cockatoo.