The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night
I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds!
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with. . . G. " "Sausages.
To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.
I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head.
Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them.
We launched it in the London branch - phenomenal sausages, incredible eggs, homemade baked beans, black pudding - and it's something I wanted to bring to Dubai.
I recently went to New York for the first time, and honey, I'm in love with that place. I'm obsessed with its sausages.
There are two things civilized Man should never see being made: Sausages and Laws.
They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works unconsciously.
If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.
We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.
There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.
We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business.
What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh?
Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.
Laws are like sausages. You sleep far better the less you know about how they are made.
No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of sausages and spring water.
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.
