Until the day arrives when all women decide that our rights are not negotiable, our future choices will not be secure.
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said.
I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I’m biased.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Witty inspirations are the proverbs of the educated.
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum. ' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
It is my opinion that a man's soul may be buried and perish under a dung-heap, or in a furrow field, just as well as under a pile of money.
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
Now it's virtually impossible to write a game that successfully provides challenge and frustration, and that's a shame. We are going to lose something that makes scientists, that makes doers, that makes hard-minded, witty, clever people, and I worry that those people aren't being made these days.
My brain? That's my second favorite organ.