A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this.
All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.
I make niggas eat dirt and fart dust, Then give you a $80 gift certificate to Pussies "Я" Us.
I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.
We're here on Earth to fart around
I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless) Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church. " Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough. " Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still) Max: "No, you're visible. " Iggy: "Am not!" Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
If I want to keep working as an actor, I'm going to become a comedian who does fart jokes.
If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts.
She's a warm fart at Christmas.
I'm into paradoxes. I wanted to make an album about them, but the group told me I was a pretentious fart. They were right.
I fart in your general direction.
Dinosaur farts? I don’t know.
That has less significance than a dog's fart.
Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.
Maybe it was me," Grandma said. "Sometimes they sneak out. Did I fart?
