If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity. - Andy Samberg

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If the distinction provided by Jesus' words: Give unto god, what is god's, and unto Caesar what is Caesar's! is carried through, then other necessary intrusions by the national state into the domain of church creeds can be completely avoided.

Andy Samberg

If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.

Fart, Humanity, Jokes, Letting Go

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I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

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If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

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It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women. . . f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.

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It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

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I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

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