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Graham Chapman Biography

Graham Arthur Chapman (8 January 1941 – 4 October 1989) was an English comedian, writer, actor, author, and one of the six members of the British surreal comedy group Monty Python. He played authority figures such as the Colonel and the lead role in two Python films, Holy Grail and Life of Brian.

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Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?

Mean, Nudge Nudge, Winking, Know, Nudge, Wink

When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best. . . And. . . always look on the bright side of life. . . Always look on the light side of life.

Giving, Grumble, Light, Look, Looks, Things

Bring out. . . The Comfy Chair!!!!

Bring, Chair, Chairs, Comfy

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

Back, Come, Ends, Lost, Nothing

Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health. . . what have the Romans ever done for us? Brought peace!

Brought, Done, Medicine, Order, Wine

WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?

Color, Favorite, Name, Names, Quest, Quests

Spam, spam, spam, spam. . . Spam, spam, spam, spam.

Monty, Spam

Camelot is a silly place.

Camelot, Place, Silly

We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.

Deliberately, Feels, Justified, Set, Unless

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Expects, Holy Grail, Inquisition, Peace, Spanish, Spanish Inquisition

When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.

Beethoven, Bird, Deaf, Mime, Mynah, Used

This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

Ceased, Death, Pushing, Rest In Peace, Rests

A murderer is only an extroverted suicide.

Extroverted, Murderer, Suicide

I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

Country, Fun, Inspirational, Right, Thinking, Told

Tis but a scratch!" "A scratch? Your arm's off!" "No it isn't. " "Then what's that?" "Oh come on, pansy!

Arms, Come, Pansies, Pansy, Scratch, Scratches

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Emperor, Holy Grail, Mean, Moistened, Peasants, Round

I hope I will have achieved something lasting.

Achieved, Hope, Lasting, Lasting Love

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again.

Come, Fear, Surprise, Two, Weapon, Weapons

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Born, Country, People, Today

She turned me into a newt. . . . But I got better.

Newt, Newts, Turned

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