Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
Now I've wrestled alotta countries!
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
The sun and moon shine on all without partiality.
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.
If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life.
The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.
Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on.
Going into a game against Lew Alcindor [later Kareem Abdul-Jabbar] is like going into a knife fight and finding there's no blade in your handle.
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
I think it's harder to go from comedy to drama than from drama to comedy. Seeing you dramatic all the time, they crave to see you being silly or funny. But, seeing you in comedy all the time, it's hard to see that person go be serious, for some reason.
In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan. Of course, he would be only 12 years old.
I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?