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Dylan Moran Biography

Dylan William Moran (/ˈmɔːrən/; born 3 November 1971) is an Irish comedian, writer, actor and filmmaker. He is best known for his observational comedy, the television sitcom Black Books (in which he starred and co-wrote) and his work with Simon Pegg in Shaun of the Dead and Run Fatboy Run. He appeared as one of the two lead characters in the Irish black comedy titled A Film with Me in It in 2008.

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Everybody does that now. We all take pics. . . you do the same with holiday photos. You record something to look back on it, even though you’re not really there when you’re taking the picture ‘cause you’re too busy recording it - so you retrospectively go to look back on where you weren’t and tell yourself you had a good time.

Funny, Holiday, Humor, Pics, Same, Time

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.

Boredom, Bores You, Same, Thing, Trying Different Things

I do think it's perfectly natural and human to want to invest belief in something. It's just a facet of who we are. What do I believe in? I believe in the obvious things. The people I'm close to and my work - it's not complicated.

Believe, Complicated, Facet, Obvious Things, People, Thinking

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

Biscuits, Funny, Good, Love, Money

I never really had a career, to be honest with you. I never in my life sat down and planned it. I have thought, 'Oh, I'd like to do this,' like anybody would. But I'm not the type that says, 'If I do this, it will lead to that. '

Careers, Down And, Honest, Lead, Planned, Sat

Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway to the person that's leaving their house.

Big, Five, Goodbye, Hours, People, Talking

When things are going well, I can't write fast enough to keep up with my mind. Writing walks, speech runs and talk flies. Other times, though, it's like fishing.

Fishing, Running, Runs, Speech, Writing

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

Bet, Bowl, Face, Funny, Humor, Trying

Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, "Quick, get me to casualty quick!" while your doing something important like sitting down picking your ear.

Down, Funny, Humor, Hurt, Picking, Quick

Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two.

Combination, Funny, Humor, Obviously, Positions, Sleep

I'm fascinated by how you'll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you're doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape.

Fascinated, Landscape, Lifetime, Position, Positions, Series

What I prefer is an audience who listen. And are intelligent. Which I try and assume every audience is. And that if something goes wrong, it's generally my fault and not theirs.

Faults, Intelligent, Listen, Trying, Wrong

Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely. '

Baby, Breasts, Funny, Humor, Men, Women

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!

Cheese, Cooking, Funny, Guess, Humor

I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

Amazing, Come, Funny, Humor, Long, Quitters

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.

Black, Book, Fashioned, Sitcom, Thinking, Traditional

I'm really not big on nationalism, to be honest with you. I really don't think it gets people anywhere except near a pile of dead bodies. I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.

Anywhere, Gets, Nationalism, Needs, People, Thinking

A lot of the fiction I read growing up was post-war American, and not all of it centers on Manhattan, but around people of the Mad Men generation, people like John Cheever and, in more modern times, Don DeLillo, who I always mention.

Centers, Cheever, Growing Up, Like, Men, War

Go and lie down in the dark. . . for hours. . . and don't move. I'm locking the door now

Dark, Lie, Locking, Lying, Moving

You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.

Everyone, Please, Seek, Should

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