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Dylan Moran Biography

Dylan William Moran (/ˈmɔːrən/; born 3 November 1971) is an Irish comedian, writer, actor and filmmaker. He is best known for his observational comedy, the television sitcom Black Books (in which he starred and co-wrote) and his work with Simon Pegg in Shaun of the Dead and Run Fatboy Run. He appeared as one of the two lead characters in the Irish black comedy titled A Film with Me in It in 2008.

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It's such a bullshit move. Transparently so. It's obviously supposed to give succor to people who feel pissed off because someone from another country got a job that they feel should've been given to them. But that's what people voted against here. They voted against the movement of labor - that kind of fluidity - because they want a Britain that no longer exists, and they can't get it.

Country, Job, Jobs, Moving, People

[Washington] is the political capital. It's essentially a big office.

Big, Bigs, Capital, Essentially, Office, Political

All the shy people are doomed! Natural selection favors the loud and the aggressive

Doomed, Favors, Natural, People, Selection, Shy

I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.

Organised, Way, Ways

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that. . . shite.

Big, Funny, Humor, Opera, Proper, Wow

I grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter; it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were talking. Talk was the mental fire you would gather around in the evening. It occupied a big part of your existence.

Bar, Fire, Laughter, Teenager, Televisions

I'm fascinated by how you'll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you're doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape.

Fascinated, Landscape, Lifetime, Position, Positions, Series

I do pauses, pauses work for me

Funny, Humor, Pauses, Work

I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.

1940S, Fancy, Like, Trams, Trousers

I don't see teenagers anymore. I see. . . I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of burning grannies. All texting eachother because they've given up on speech.

Funny, Given, Hoodies, Humor, Shapes, Teenager

I'll have to look into [Washington] D. C. a bit more. I know it's given over to the administration and the bureaucracy connected to it. It's a super-organism of the American state. But there's also a parallel city in there where normal people live.

Cities, Looks, Normal, People, State

We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.

Drawn, Joy, Situation, Surreal, Writing

I have tried. . . believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies.

Believe, Funny, Home, Rap

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

Children, Drinking, Funny, Stupid, Vodka

You look like a horse in a man costume

Costume, Funny, Horse, Humor, Man

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.

Book, Funny, Speak, Spoken, Write, Writing

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

Fine, Funny, Humorous, Level, Recognition, Witty

Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.

Corrupted, Everything, Funny, Humor, Rooms, Thinking

Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, "Quick, get me to casualty quick!" while your doing something important like sitting down picking your ear.

Down, Funny, Humor, Hurt, Picking, Quick

I dislike both of [candidates] but there's obviously no choice in the election - if you're concerned about the future of anything, you need to vote for Hillary Clinton.

Choice, Choices, Dislike, Election, Future, Needs

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